EAST OVERSHOE GAZZETTE

"PA SPEAK",AKA "SOHO JACK" OF THE SPEAKEASY GANG

WANTED IN 9 STATES FOR STEALING STRATOCASTERS OFF OF BANDS ABUSING THEM

"MA SPEAK", LEADER OF THE SPEAKEASY GANG,

OFFICIAL TOWN RECORDS REVEALED SHE IS POWDER LADY'S GREAT AUNT MABEL

TWO MEMBERS OF A GANG THAT SHOT UP THE TOWN, THE SHERIFF GOT A BULLET IN THE NECK FOR HIS TROUBLES. IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO HAS ANY INFO AS TO THEIR WHERE ABOUTS, THE TOWN MAYOR WILL TREAT IT IN THE STRICTEST OF CONFIDENCE. DO NOT APPROACH THEM, THEY ARE ARMED & EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. REWARD OFFERED.

THIS IS SAL, SHE RUNS THE DUST BOWL. YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT HERE, FOR A PRICE. HER LATE HUSBAND LEFT THE PLACE TO HER IN HIS WILL, SHE'S HAD A COUPLE MORE SPOUSES SINCE, BUT NONE OF THEM SEEM TO BE ABLE TO TAKE IT FOR TOO LONG,ONE JUST UPPED AND LEFT, ONE HAD HIS HAIR TURN WHITE OVERNIGHT AND SEEMED TO TAKE ON A STRANGE MALADY, HE CAN'T SPEAK OR MAKE ANY ONE UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WANTS? SHE HAS TO KEEP HIM AT THE ROACH MOTEL IN A SPECIAL ROOM BECAUSE HIS RANTING & RAVING DISTURBS HER CUSTOMERS.

THESE TWO DRIFTED INTO TOWN OFF THE OLD FREEWAY, THEIR ROADIES HAD TOOK THE LEFT HAND FORK IN THE ROAD, BIG MISTAKE GUYS, THE AUTHORITIES DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO ROAD FREAKS & 'LECTRIC GUITARS, AND WHEN SOME LOCAL GALS WERE FOUND HANGING OUT IN THE POOL AREA OF THE ROACH MOTEL HALF NAKED WITH A COUPLE OF THESE DUDES THE TOWN WENT UP IN ARMS AND RAN THEM OUT, MINUS THE SINGER, NO BODY REALLY KNEW WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT. NEXT DAY EAST OVERSHOE WAS BACK INTO ITS USUAL ROUTINE, TILL SUNDOWN!
BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.

DON'T FORGET TO VISIT OUR PLEASURE PALACE AND THE CAROUSEL, IT DATES BACK TO WHEN THE 'ALICE' WAS WRECKED ON THE BEACH IN 1888 YOU COULD AT ONE TIME VISIT THE WRECK FOR 10 CENTS, BUT IT HAS LONG SINCE BEEN ROBBED OF ALL HER TREASURES, SHE'S JUST A BLOT IN THE SAND, BUT THERE IS MUCH TO SEE AND DO ON THE BEACHES OF EAST OVERSHOE.

KNOWN AS SKIMPY WINEHARD, OWNER OF THE ROACH MOTEL DOWN ON MAIN STREET. HE'S A LIKABLE CHARACTER IF YOU DON'T GET ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HIM. HE ONCE HELD A BUNCH OF TRAVELING HILLBILLIES IN HIS BASEMENT FULL OF RATS FOR A WEEK 'COZ HE DIDN'T LIKE THEIR MUSIC. HE WILL ONLY LISTEN TO................????
WELL JUST BE CAREFUL IF YOU'RE STAYING IN THE ROACH MOTEL!
HE TAKES CASH, HE DON'T LIKE NO CREDIT CARDS, AND HIS REFUSAL OFTEN OFFENDS.

HE'S HAIR TURNED WHITE OVERNIGHT WHEN HE WAS MARRIED TO SAL AT THE DUST BOWL.HE JUST RANTS & RAVES INCOHERENTLY, AND NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND HIM, SOMETIMES THOUGH PEOPLE SWEAR THEY HEAR HIM SAY "IN THE ATTIC" & "CUT HIM DOWN" OR WORDS LIKE THAT. WHAT IS HE TRYING TO TELL US?


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